HERES A THOUGHT!

ok i know this sounds crazy.  but listen up. if you ever find something small, maybe the size of a 25 cent gumball. you know, your cruzing the skatepark having a blast.  and your there every other day, just local status. your the man, we know.  Then you get this idea that you have to go shoot the skate with the employees up front. you talk for a while. blathering on about nothing, while the dude up front is trying to take care of some sort of buissness. he tells you to go skate, and "no, im not going to play any movies, im trying to work." then there it is. this jem, a diamond in the ruff. what is it. what could it be. no way. ...  yes, it is, its a Darth Vader novelty ring. the ring is black plastic. the head of lord Vader the gem. now this face is the size of a gumball that i mentioned earlier. now here is the THOUGHT. under no circumstance, ever, an a million years, do you put this ring in your mouth. never. im thinking, wow, every kid has tried this masterpiece of a ring on today. its the talk of the park. Jimmy says" let me try that on." so does ben, susan and frank. but again they just try it on and give it back to the guy selling pop tarts. so heres the twisted part. so a young man named, well, we will just call him Mike, maybe, Mike Luer. Mike just couldnt live without this ring. Mike grabbed the ring. went out into the park. In between the time of leaving the front and making it to the park. Mike swallows the Darth Vader novelty ring. Great. So that is why YOU DO NOT PUT ANYTHING  that you find at the skatepark in your mouth. because the park is so dang fun. kidS swallow novelty rings. this ring was huge. i was worried for him. but again the story is just based on a thought. RIGHT.Just another personal comment. Dude, Mike, all i have to say is, "what goes in, must come out".  Good Luck soldier!